You go New Jersey!
I didn't realize there were so many gays in the mafia. I guess the time is ripe for a remake to Married to the Mob. We should have expected it though, each group refers to itself as "family."
Now that I've upset Kevin Smith fans by not doing a Jersey Girl joke let's move on to my plan for 2007. I want to join in on the constitutional amendment fun. In 2007 I'm going to work on outlawing divorce in Florida.
Yeah, you read it right. It's time the religious right put their money (and happiness) where their bibles are...hidden in the mattress with the Jerry Falwell Hustler. If marriage is a god-given sacrament then who are we to end it?
I am sure there is some passage I could quote from the bible at this point. I'll leave that to the reader as homework. (Along with the links to the NJ Ok's same-sex unions, IMDB's link to Married to the Mob, and an Amazon's $4.95 special for Jersey Girl if you purchase the Clerks II: Electric Bugaloo Special Edition.)
