Sign Signs Everywhere Signs
I don't watch ESPN Gameday as a matter of course. The reasons are many: I don't care that much for football. It's one of those sports played by those with too little talent to play baseball. I don't care for "amatuer" college football. They're pros people. They get paid to play the game. I don't care for Lee Corso. That doesn't need an explanation.
But I passed by a TV showing Gameday this morning. Evidently they're in South Carolina where the Gamecocks are hosting Tennessee. The stage is set in front of a bunch of fans with many holding signs.
Classy, South Carolina fans are not. Here's a sample of the signs:
"Lee Corso is Game 4 Cock" -- Oh, wow, a gay joke? Seriously, that's the best you could do?
Evidently not, as "Jeff Burton Loves the Cock" wasn't far away.
"I dated a girl from Tenneesee. She left me for her brother" -- Ha, ha. They're doing redneck humor.
Corso wears a merkin. -- What? Seriously, this is college humor?
"Lee Corso Predicts Nonsense" -- OK, that one I can agree with, but points off for using the second N in "Nonsense" to finish of ESPN.
I was very suprised to see that one politician had fans holding signs. I won't link to her, but Virginia Norton is running for County Court Judge. You may wonder which county in South Carolina.
None.
OK, pretty clever of her. She knows fans back in Tennessee are watching the pre-game. She must be running in a county there.
Nope.
She doesn't have a thing to do with either town. She's running in Jacksonville. Florida. She must not have Katherine Harris kind of cash to actually buy air-time.
After all that mess there was one that wasn't too bad. One guy held up a sign that simply said "Mike Glass" with an arrow pointing down to his head. So, if you're looking for Mike, he's at Gameday.
