Girls
Dave Winer tries to prove that Girls are Evil. I believe his proposition is false. He says "First we state that girls require time and money." He converts that to Girls = Time x Money instead of Girls = Time + Money + Z (where Z are all those other traits of "Girls.") With the wrong opening statement the rest of his argument is false.
However, as the father of two girls I'd like to take a stab at this:
Given that "Girls" are the product of "Love" and "Caring" and "Time"
Girls = Love + Caring + Time
And since "Caring is what we do best."
also that, "Time is all we have."
also that, "Love is what makes the world go round."
One can conclude that:
Girls are "What makes the world turn best in the time we have."
